You Are Indonesian If...

You Are Indonesian If...

-You have tried every Monday of your youth trying to avoid upacara bendera..
-You have ever legally bought software bajakan..
-You have ever successfully bribed a police officer..
-You complain that movies in America don't have sub-titles..
-You have ever been forced to memorize UUD'45..
-You make major decisions based on gengsi..
-Your stomach growls when you don't eat rice for a day..
-You miss your babu during laundry day..
-Someone in your family has extra pockets in his outfit to hide cookies from the all-you-can-eat bar..
-You talk during a movie..
-You eat fried rice in the morning..
-You carry a 10 oz. jar of sambal to where ever you travel..
-Your local McDonald's serves rice and sambal..
-You think dangdut is stupid, but listen to it anyways, because you are homesick..
-You think Supermie is a staple food..
-You have ever tried passing a Rp 50 coin as a quarter in a US vending machine/pay phone..
-Your drivers license claims you are 2 years older then you really are..
-You got it without any driving tests..
-You attend weddings only until you are done eating..
-Someone you know, has ever ridden on top of a train..
-You don't mind people being late..
-You think standing in line is a waste of time..
-You have ever consulted a dukun..
-Your whole class has ever cheated on a test, and gotten away with it..
-You think the Thomas Cup is equal to the Super Bowl..
-You go to McDonald's to get your weekly supply of ketchup, salt, pepper and napkins..
-You take advantage of Wal-Mart's 30 days money-back-guarantee to "borrow" home appliances..
-You spend your weekends at an expensive five star hotel near your house..
-You are able to squeeze 12 passengers in your Toyota Kijang..
-You refuse to buy unleaded gas for your imported car even though it costs less than 20 cents a liter..
-You are unfamiliar with electric stove..
-You are even more unfamiliar with microwave ovens..
-If you're a student, your main purpose in life is to succeed in UMPTN and get into a Universitas Negeri..
-If you've graduated from college, your main purpose in life is to find an easy job with big salary at a foreign company even if you have to stay unemployed for five years to find one..
-If you finally got a job, your main purpose in life is now to get a wife/husband that's rich, from a "good" family, and the most importantly good looking in order to memperbaiki keturunan..

Now, are You Indonesian??